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totallynotmisha:

2002bape:

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

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totallynotmisha:

2002bape:

YOOOO SO LOOK DA FIRST TIME I EVER GOT ON DIS RIDE I WAS WITH A WHITE FAMILY AND U KNOW WHITE FOLKS CRAZY SO DEY DONT FEAR ROLLER COASTERS OR DEATH IN GENERAL. AFTER ABOUT 10 MINUTES OF TELLIN DEM DAT I DIDNT WANNA GET ON I FINALLY SAID YES CUZ I AINT NEVER BEEN NO BITCH AND I DIDNT PLAN ON STARTING THAT DAY. WHEN DA ENGINEER SAID “PLS LEAN BACK AND KEEP THE BACK OF UR HEAD PRESSED AGAINST YOUR SEAT” AND I SAW EVERYBODY STICK DA BACK OF THEIR HEADS TO THE CHAIR I KNEW DAT I MADE DA WORST DECISION OF MY LIFE CUZ I EVEN SAW SOME BLACK FOLKS LISTEN AND U KNOW DAT WHEN BLACK PEOPLE LISTEN A WHITE LADY’S ADVICE , ITS DA REAL DEAL. SO MY FIRST MISTAKE WAS REFUSING TO PRESS MY HEAD AGAINST THE SEAT… THE RIDE TAKES OFF AND MY DOME SLAMS AGAINST THE CHAIR WHILE MY NECK SNAPPED… UNCONSCIOUS INSTANTLY.. WHEN I AWOKE FROM MY 3 SECOND SLUMBER WE HAD REACHED DA VERY TOP OF THE RIDE WHERE THE RIDE MAKES A QUICK PAUSE… WHEN THE RIDE MADE THAT PAUSE I OPENED MY EYES CAUSE I THOUGHT THE RIDE WAS OVER AND WE ALL MADE IT SAFELY. BOY WAS I WRONG… I OPENED MY EYES AND DA ONLY THING I SAW WAS A 300 FOOT DROP STRAIGHT TO DA GROUND SO I SAID “GOD YOU CANT LET ME DIE LIKE DIS”. I THINK I SUFFERED A HEART CONTUSION CUZ MY HEART JUST COMPLETELY STOPPED BEATING… AND THAN THE RIDE TAKES OFF AGAIN… WE MAKE THE 300 FOOT DROP AND I SCREAM MY LUNGS OUT AS IM SCARED TO DEATH BECAUSE DA ONLY TIME A HUMAN SHOULD BE DAT HIGH IN DA AIR IS WHEN THEIR SPIRIT IS BEING SUCKED INTO HEAVEN BY DA GRACE OF GOD.. SO WE SAFELY MAKE IT TO DA END OF DA RIDE AND WHEN WE GET OFF I STUMBLE OUT OF THE SEAT CUZ MY LEGS WENT NUMB AND ALL THE AIR WAS SUCKED OUT OF MY BODY SO I COULDNT TALK EITHER.. DA FIRST THING THESE CRAZY MOTHERFUCKERS TELL ME IS “HEY MAN LETS DO THAT AGAIN THAT WAS WICKED”. I LOOKED AT DEM AND I REALIZED DAT DIS WHITE KID DAT I BEFRIENDED WAS ACTUALLY SATAN. I NO LONGER HAVE ANY WHITE FRIENDS.

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sekaiichiyaoi

mother-shoey asked:

What yaois do you recommend ? (Please stuff besides Junjou Romantica)

sekaiichiyaoi answered:

Hi, hope I understood you right and you need yaoi animes. Okay, here is some stuff (yaoi -shounen ai):

01. Ai no Kusabi (1992)  (2012)
02. Аngels Feather OVA-1,2 (2006) 

03. Angel Sanctuary (Tenshi Kinryouku)  (2000)

04. Antique Bakery (2008)

04. Araiso Private High School student Council Committee (OAV-1,2) 
05. Be-Boy Kidnapping Idol (1989) 
06. Boku no Piko [SHOTA] (2006) 
07. Boku no Sexual Harassment (1994) 

08. Boku wa Konomana Kaeranai (2006)
09. Bronze Cathexis Koji Nanjo (1994) 
10.
Bronze Zetsuai 1989 (1996)

11.  Close the Last Door (2007)

12. Dash! OVA (2009?)

13. Earthian (1989) 
14. Enzai (2004) 
15. Fake (1998) 

16. Finder no Hyouteki (2012)

17. Fujimi no Orchestra (1998)

18. Fuyu no Semi (Winter Cicada) OVA (2007) 
19. Gakuen Heaven (2006) 
20. Ginga Teikoku no Metsubou Gaiden: Aoki Ookami Tachi no Densetsu (1996) 
21. Gravitation (1999)

22.  Graduation M: Our Carnival (1999)

23. Haru wo Daite Ita (2005)

24. Honoo no Mirage (2002) 

25. Houkago no shokuinshitsu (1994)

26. Hyakujitsu no bara (2009) 
27. Ikoku Irokoi Romantan (2007) 
28. Junjou Romantica (2008)

29. Kachou no Koi OVA (2010)
30. Kasho no Tsuki OVA (1998)

31.  Kaze to Ki no Uta (1987)
32.
Kirepapa (2008)

33. Kizuna (1994, 2001)

34. Koisuru Boukun (2010)

35. Kono Danshi, Ningyo Hiroimashita (OVA) (2007)

36. Kono Danshi, Uchuujin to Tatakaemasu OVA (2011)
37. Kusatta Kyoushi no Houteishiki (1994)

38. Legend of Duo (2004) 
39. Lesson XX (1995) 
40. Level C (1995) 
41. Loveless (2005) 

42.  Marginal Prince (Gekkeijyu no Oujitachi) (2006)

43. Nakedyouth (2006)

44. Natsuyasumi [SHOTA] (2013)

45. Okane ga Nai (2007)

46. Osakana wa Ami no Naka (1994)

47. Otona ni Natte Mo OVAs (2010)
48.
Papa to Kiss in the Dark (2005) 
49. Princess Princess (2006) 

50. Saigo no Door wo Shimero! (2007)

51. Saint Beast (2003)
52. Seikimatsu Darling (1996)

53.Seito Kaichou ni Chuukoku (2010)

54. Sekaiichi Hatsukoi (2011)

55. Sensitive Pornograph (2004) 

56. Sex pistols (2011)

57. Shounen Maid Kuro-Kun (2010)

58. Suki na Mono wa Suki Dakara Shouganai!!( Sukisyo) TV + OVA (2005)

59. Suteki na Shota Days 1: Shitsuren no Kuni (2009)

60. Suteki na Shota Days 2 - Saigo no Sangatsu [SHOTA] (2009)

61. Tight rope (2012)
62. Yami no Matsuei (2000) 

63. Yebisu Celebrities (2010)
64. Zetsuai 1989 (1992) 

update:

65. Love stage!! (2014)

66. Wild Adapter OVAs (2014)

67. Yokozawa Takafumi no Baai (2014)

68. Hybrid Child (2014)

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